Semantically speaking, we are always travelling into the future. Some might say it is altogether purposeful. Just saying . . .
PS: Rockocalypse is potentially the best name possible for your pitch. Who would even need an actual script with a title like that? Bring on the producers. Bring on the studios. This one is going all the way.
As you know, I am incapable of denying a challenge served. Avast! You have discovered my one and only weakness! Or is it? . . . (Cue descending timpanies "bum bum bum").
Topic: Better Movie Idea Even Then Yours
Steven Segal in Steven Segal Kicks Asses . . . Harder: The Reconkicking
The sequel to the highly lauded feature film Steven Segal Kicks Asses . . . Hard, starring action hero Steven Segal. The year is 1789 and George Washington (Steven Segal) has just be inaugurated as the first constitutional president of the United States of America, but not everything is as it seems. In a top-secret lab hidden deep within Mount Rushmore, scientists have just finished developing a stronger, faster and smarter soldier, but that's when and it all goes wrong. Now George is the only man who can stop the zombie soldiers, expose the conspiracy and save America. It's time . . . to kick asses.
My film will feature such memorable lines as:
Evil Scientist: You will never end my evil plans! I will rein terror down upon this nation you call great!
George Washington: You're wrong. And I will prove it by reining kicking all upon your asses.
Game. Set. Match.
Now to serve you, sir!
Topic: Greatest Haiku About Peguins Ever Made
The possum frolics
Now terrified, hears the sound
Peguin approacheth
Love you!
xFranks
I was going to hit you with another movie, something about a boy whose parents were killed while studying trees in the boreal forest, and who was now taking his revenge on the woods themselves.
ReplyDeleteBut, I can see that the full plot synopsis for The Arbortionist will have to wait. I will now be working day and night to rend from the darkest corners of my being a Haiku (about penguins) so powerful (ly about penguins) that it shall shake the fabric of existence. Wait for the tremor, Franks, and you'll know to check this site once more.
penguins.